Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
spike jonze is the type of man that stands next to you in an elevator wiggling his shoulders and you’re like wtf is that man doing but then you realize that they’re playing mambo no. 5 very quietly over the speakers and he is dancing
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist