"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness."
Kurt Vonnegut (via mildewing)
Put Your Records On
Corrine Bailey Rae



**rides bike throughout neighborhood with flowers in the basket of my bike**

Fave loved this for years


"Do you get back to see your family a lot? Do you go back to Massachusetts?"
"Um, yeah. I wanna get back to Boston more. I was supposed to go home for Easter, but, I’m sort of terrified of Easter, because… eight years ago I knocked out my two front teeth, during a blindfolded Easter egg hunt."


Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that



fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.


my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’


spike jonze is the type of man that stands next to you in an elevator wiggling his shoulders and you’re like wtf is that man doing but then you realize that they’re playing mambo no. 5 very quietly over the speakers and he is dancing


i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 



Isn’t it humbling to write hundreds and hundreds of words about sexism and gender and entitlement and then remember that “Flight of the Conchords” nailed the whole displacement-of-responsibility and nice-guy rage things in, like, four sentences?

Literally every piece of hatemail I’ve ever received from a dude is this.